The Tales of Gravidy's Crossing
We Be Goblins
August Written by Pobman
So last night was the fourth (I think) session of the campaign and again we were fighting Goblins.
After the Goblins partially successful attack on the village (no children taken, but three families dead), we assured the village that we would wipe out the goblin threat once and for all. We went to the woods (and did NOT get a dog for some reason) and tracked them back to a wooden fort that was hidden in the woods.
In front of the wodden fence of the fort, was a ditch, which was not as deep as it had once been due to the amount of rubbish that had been thrown into it over the years. In front of the ditch were two watchtowers, both of them dead trees that had been modified so at about 25 feet was a platform for Goblins to stand on.
Grunnarch cast Sleep on one of the Goblins as Booth and the others (but mainly Booth) killed the other Goblin. We then killed the sleeping Goblin and used the watchtowers to peer into the fort. Two groups of Goblins and a single goblin by the door. Then we stood around debating for ages as to what to do next. We decided that Grunnarch would cast Ghost Sound and make the sound of a child singing. The single Goblin ran off to get his mates. When they ran back they avoided a particular area. A-ha! A trap we thought. A massive fight ensued in which Hal fell into the trap as it was bigger than we thoght it was. Grunnarch was set on fire by Booth who had found a magic bow and Jes was working overtime healing everyone (at some point every character was in negative hitpoints).
We eventually killed most of the Goblins but some escaped into a building inside the fort. Booth decided that he’d pretend to be a Goblin and him and Jes went up to the front door. They got hit by some lumber and Jes was buried under it. It took a few minutes before people decided to dig her out. The rough conversation between Booth and the Goblins behind the door was this: “Who be there” “Who do you think it is? We be the army” “Which army?” “Don’t be stupid, there’s only one army. We be the army that raided the village. We bring back the children” “What’s the password?”
At this point Toby tried thinking of a suitable password, but when he couldn’t think of anything he just said: “We be goblins. Let us in!”
Shane then had a rather odd look come over his face and said to all of us “the password was “We be goblins”“
They opened the door, a little bit of a fight happened and then the door was shut and locked. Hal then decided that doors are now evil monsters to be wiped out and started smashing it to pieces with his hammer. Once we were in, another fight took place, which Grunnarch was not involved with as he was still outside getting speared by some Goblins who must have seen the Olympics and were trying their hand at the Javelin event.
Inside, Jes conjured up her Guardian, Hal finally unleasehed the power of his magic hammer “KOOOOOOOOOOOORD!” and finally dispatched all of the Goblins bar two who ran away, one of which was killed by a spell from Grunnarch.
So all in all, all but one of the goblins from that hideout are dead. We found a small ruby and some gold, but most interesting was a book which appears to be from the monastary nearby. We are now at 1,000XP which means we level up! I was umming and arring between three of the Utility powers:
- Feather Fall
But after talking to the rest of the group it looks like I will take Shield as everyone is fed up of protecting me!